Michael De Santa: You… are a hipster!
Trevor Philips: What?
Michael De Santa: You’re a hipster.
Trevor Philips: I hate hipsters.
Michael De Santa: Classic hipster denial.
Trevor Philips: I abhor hipsters. I eat them for fun!
Michael De Santa: Hipsters love saying they hate hipsters.
Hello, I’m a salesman sorta giant
I sell Molly and Mary and other various items
One time one guy came to where I’m residing
And I didn’t invite him, so instead tried to fight him
I got violent, long story short he’s not breathing
For some reason I liked it and it was really exciting
Couldn’t stop the addiction, and the irony is
A couple junkies went missing and I know right where they’re hiding